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Remnant Souls: CND Adventures, Episode 8 (Segmented)
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10:09 on Aug 26, 2011
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King_Z101
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-Beach World- Eastern Currents-
-King and the rest of the group jump into the water-
King Z101: GAAAAAAHH!
-King chokes-
JeanMarc: DUDE.
-Jean slaps a Diver Pak onto King-
-King breathes raggedly-
King Z101: Thanks. What gives with the water? Pixels can't breathe down here anymore?
JeanMarc: Well, this game is on the verge of virtual reality as it is, so of course Wormy would make water more realistic. What did you think would happen if you went in without a Diver Pak?
King Z101: Oh...
LetPro: Dude, King?
King Z101: Hm?
LetPro: If you can't swim, how are you keeping yourself up?
King Z101: ...
-King slowly starts to sink-
REMNANT SOULS: CND ADVENTURES, EPISODE 8: THE CHAIN CHOMP MASSACRE
King Z101: Not cool, LetPro.
LetPro: My bad, my bad!
JeanMarc: Couldn't keep your big mouth shut!
King Z101: ...This is stupid.
-King has only sunk about 2 feet-
JeanMarc: I gotcha
-Jean grabs King's hand, but his fingers slip out of his grip-
King Z101: B- Butterfingers?!
JeanMarc: Damn, I knew I should've washed my hands before remodeling my character data.
PoliceOfficer: Uh, guys?! GUYS, ARE YOU SEEING THIS?!
-PoliceOfficer points frantically behind them-
-Everyone looks-
-Everyone stares-
JeanMarc: Oh my God.
-A giant cannonball floats after the group at high speed-
LetPro: WHOALY SHIT.
PoliceOfficer: AHHH!!
JeanMarc: SWIM AWAY!
-Everyone swims away, while King stays where he is, still sinking-
King Z101: F--king lame.
-King is plowed into by the cannonball and is logged out-
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Re: Remnant Souls: CND Adventures, Episode 8 (Segmented)
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10:23 on Aug 26, 2011
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JeanMarc: O_ o
PoliceOfficer: D :
LetPro: DX
-Everyone swims as fast as they can, with the cannonball at high pursuit, to the catchy theme of Katamari-
JeanMarc: Did Wormy put this up? o___o
PoliceOfficer: IT'S GOING FASTER!!
-Katamari's theme speeds up, and the cannonball goes even faster-
JeanMarc: Oh, no!
PoliceOfficer: OH, NO!
LetPro: OHNOES!
???: OH, YEAH.
-A familiar shape appears in front of the team-
JeanMarc: Is that?...
LetPro: Holy shit.
Absent0: Hey!
-Absent0 throws Jean a Mega Mushroom-
JeanMarc: Sweet!
-Jean grabs for the Mushroom-
-Everyone smiles-
-The Mushroom slips out of Jean's hand-
-Everyone is still smiling-
-The Mushroom floats toward the cannonball-
-Everyone is STILL smiling-
-The cannonball opens its eyes, sees the Mushroom, opens its mouth, and eats it-
-Everyone's smiles are frozen in horror-
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Re: Remnant Souls: CND Adventures, Episode 8 (Segmented)
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10:28 on Aug 26, 2011
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Absent0: Butterfingers?
JeanMarc: I'll never eat toast again.
-The cannonball, fully awake, grows 5 times its size and looks down at its prey-
LetPro: It's...
PoliceOfficer: IT'S...
Everyone: CHAIN CHOMP!!
-Chain Chomp roars-
-LetPro logs out-
PoliceOfficer: Well, what now?!
Absent0: We fight it!
JeanMarc: ...
PoliceOfficer: ...
-Both slap Absent0-
Absent0: Thanks, I needed that. Now. RUN!!
JeanMarc: The proper term is swi-
Absent0: STFU. SWIM.
-Everyone swims away-
-Chain Chomp blinks-
-Chain Chomp quickly swallows the group whole-
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Re: Remnant Souls: CND Adventures, Episode 8 (Segmented)
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10:36 on Aug 26, 2011
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Absent0: I should've thrown it to King.
PoliceOfficer: King got logged out.
JeanMarc: Damn you, buttered, toasted bread of desire.
Absent0: We need to find a way out of here and find Kolicusi. Ideas?
PoliceOfficer: WAIT.
JeanMarc: ?
PoliceOfficer: I can speak whale! : D
Absent0: ...
JeanMarc: Officer, you get a gold star for effort.
PoliceOfficer: That's POLICE Officer.
Absent0: You can't speak whale, n00b.
PoliceOfficer: No, see, look.
-PoliceOfficer starts bellowing-
Absent0: What the f--k.
JeanMarc: Dude, there's no way this is going to-
-Chain Chomp bellows loudly-
JeanMarc: ...
Absent0: Pure coincidence.
-PoliceOfficer bellows louder, more angrily-
-Chain Chomp bellows in confusion-
-PoliceOfficer bellows a fierce command-
-Chain Chomp bellows sadly-
-Jean and Absent0 are staring in awe-
Absent0: This makes no sense.
JeanMarc: MY MIND IS BEING VIOLATED.
-A huge rumbling ensues-
JeanMarc: Agh!
-Chain Chomp spits out the group!-
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10:42 on Aug 26, 2011
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Absent0: ...Wow. Way to go.
???: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
-King attacks Chain Chomp with RasenSpirit Bomb, dealing 2500 damage-
-Chain Chomp roars in anger-
PoliceOfficer: NO!! BILLY!!
JeanMarc: WHY would you DO that?!
King Z101: Payback? ._.
-Chain Chomp charges the group-
Absent0: Swim away!
-Everyone swims away-
PoliceOfficer: ...! There! The Core is up there!
-Everyone flies out of the water-
King Z101: YESH! FREEDOM.
JeanMarc: Whoohoooo!
Absent0: AW, F--K.
-Everyone looks behind Absent0-
-The Chain Chomp is right behind them in the air, looking as angry as a Chain Chomp can (which is seriously scary)-
Everyone: AAAAAAAHHH!!
-Everyone, including the Chain Chomp, falls onto the beach-
King Z101: Quick, run for the hills!
-Everyone runs into the trees-
JeanMarc: Well, where's the Core, Officer?
PoliceOfficer: POLICE Officer. And... That way!
-King uses his Sonic Hearing-
King Z101: Koli's almost there!
Absent0: No way we'll make it.
King Z101: ...I has an idea. : D
-King jumps down out of the trees-
JeanMarc: KING! ARE YOU NUTS?!
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10:48 on Aug 26, 2011
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King Z101: HEY, CHOMPY!
-Chain Chomp looks down at King, still pissed-
King Z101: YOUR MOTHER WAS A MARBLE! >:3
-Chain Chomp glares-
King Z101: Gahh. That is scary as hell.
-King Z101 runs around Chain Chomp at insane speeds-
-Chain Chomp roars in frustration and confusion-
-King grabs the Chain Chomp's chain-
King Z101: Everyone hang on to their mothers!
JeanMarc: What?
King Z101: I SAID, EVERYONE HANG ON TO THEIR-
-Chain Chomp jumps after King, making incredible earthquakes-
King Z101: GAHHH. JUST HOLD ON TO THE TREE.
-King throws the chain, which latches onto the tree-
-King does a U- Turn and runs toward the Chain Chomp-
King Z101: RASENGAN IMPACT!
-King slams into the Chain Chomp and sends it rolling backwards-
-The tree bends backwards rigidly-
King Z101: WHOOOO!
-King jumps into the tree-
JeanMarc: Runesword!
-Jean cuts the chain, throwing the tree back into place-
-Everyone is thrown off the tree-
Everyone: WHEEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Re: Remnant Souls: CND Adventures, Episode 8 (Segmented)
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10:54 on Aug 26, 2011
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-Kolicusi approaches a large stone pillar and breaks it in two-
Kolicusi: There you are.
-Kolicusi reaches for the World Core-
???: wheeeeeeeeeEEEEEHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Kolicusi: ?!
-The group crashes right onto Kolicusi-
-Kolicusi is logged out!-
King Z101: ...Wow. That was it?! THAT WAS THE FIGHT SCENE?!
JeanMarc: Huh. How fast were we going?
PoliceOfficer: At least 75.
Absent0: ...
King Z101: Don't worry, Absent. We'll find him.
Absent0: Yeah. Okay.
King Z101: Now what to do with the Core?
JeanMarc: Well, that's where Black Flower comes in.
King Z101: Kurohana?
JeanMarc: Yeah. We'll have to wait for them to come back. I say we guard the Core until then.
King Z101: But what about the other Cores? And... Kolicusi? After today, who knows what Zetanaru will do to him.
Absent0: We'll rescue him.
King Z101: Ugh. We have to much on our plates to do this alone. I guess I could try calling them.
JeanMarc: Alright. Let's just camp here for now.
PoliceOfficer: YAY! CAMPING.
King Z101: Not that kind of camping, moron.
PoliceOfficer: Why do you have to yell at me? :C
Everyone: ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?!
-To be Continued-
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Re: Remnant Souls: CND Adventures, Episode 8 (Segmented)
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13:21 on Aug 26, 2011
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Episode Title was inspired by that movie I watched a few months ago "The Chainsaw Massacre". Classic.
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13:43 on Aug 26, 2011
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Again, TL;DR. But really, keep on trying, it's super inspiring...
In which case you were reading my signature.
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15:46 on Aug 26, 2011
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Well, it's supposed to be long. I like to expand my imagination.
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16:47 on Aug 29, 2011
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-bumps-
King Z101: Heh heh.
JeanMarc: What are you doing?
King Z101: I'm bumping this fanfic.
JeanMarc: I don't think that's a good idea.
King Z101: Relax, it's fine.
-bumps again-
-Fanfiction tips over cliff-
King Z101: o.e
JeanMarc: I freaking told you.
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16:51 on Aug 29, 2011
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